You know what, I’m installing Bejeweled.

All right, for the ask fics… WHO WANTS LOLZ AND SMUT TONIGHT?

Gaz. He needs nobody. Roach? That guy can cuddle alone in that hole over there. Price? He’s badass on his own, thank you very much.

Gaz don’t go around chasing visions of Price. Italy, why can’t you do the same?

Rundown on the Craig Fairbrass trio…

Gaz: Spicy male Yamato Nadeshiko with skill and humor.

Ghost: Pure fucking stealth. All bite, no bark.

Wallcroft: The one who loves to live loud. LIKE REALLY LOUD.